[x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face. (D: Ouchies. Nest year I'm getting velcro school shoes.)
[x] I have choked on my own spit.
[ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
[ ] I type only with my pointer fingers. (I used to. 8D)
[x] I have accidently caught something on fire. (I got burnt badly when I was two.. still have some of the scars on my torso. ;; Lol?)
[ ] I've told a cop to freck off and gotten screwed for it.
[x] I attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
[x] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird. (x times a million for this! And it's not only funny stuff I think of and laugh... you had better thank whatever god that you don't have my mind.. )
[x] I've caught myself drooling.
[ ] I've accidently caused an explosion.
[x] If someone says the word "fart", I can't help but laugh.
[ ] I've turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times. (on foot... does that count? 8D)
[x] Sometimes I just stop thinking & zone out. (I always do this. Especially in class when I'm too lazy to draw.)
[x] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow. (I was able to do this as a kid. <_< Don't ask.)
[x] I just tried to lick my elbow. (Looks like I can't anymore. D: Wah.)
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from me. (Shut up, I'm lame, yeah? xD)
[x] People often tell me to use my "inside voice". (Which one?! 8D;; Lol.)
[x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
[x] I've used my fingers to do simple math. (... I just suck at math. )
[ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.
[ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.
[x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important. (Like finishing those half-done sketches?)
[ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.
[ ] I've done something really stupid while I was drunk. (If I could drink, I would have this x'ed. Against my religion. Bleh. DDD: Sad, ne? Me being drunk is sure to be amusing.)
[ ] I've ran around naked when I was drunk.
[ ] I've ran into a golf cart tire when I was drunk
[x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time. (I do this a lot.)
[x] I accidently break a lot of things. (I inherited my dad's clumsy genes. xD I'mma klutz~~)
[ ] My friends know not to use big words around me. (It's the other way around.. I know not to use big words around my friends.. I swear, I read too much.)
[x] My friends like me because I'm fun to laugh at.
[x] I tilt my head to the side when I'm confused. (LOL. I get confused a lot nowadays.)
[x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
[x] I've fallen out of my chair before.
[x] When I'm lying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
Multiply your answer by 4 and thats how stupid you are...
22 x 4
= 88.
88. LOL. I AM TEH STUPID. LOL LOL.
JULLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAA. *glomps*
>w< I'm here!!
.. and now I'm blur about everything here... (like, how am I suppose to write journals dammit!! >_<